Church Bulletin Bloopers



Thursday Night - Potluck Supper - Prayer and medication to follow.
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Ladies' Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. < style="font-family: times new roman,times,serif;">The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
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< style="font-family: times new roman,times,serif;"> A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
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< style="font-family: times new roman,times,serif;"> The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."
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< style="font-family: times new roman,times,serif;"> Tuesday at 4 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk please come early.
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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's "Hamlet" in the church basement Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. at the Fellowship Hall.  Please use the large double door at the side entrance.
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The Lutheran Men's group will meet at 6 PM.  Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.
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During the absence of our Pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. White substituted in our pulpit.
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This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
Thursday at 5:00 pm there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become little mothers, please see the minister in his study.
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The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.
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This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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Miss Charlene Mason sang "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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Ladies, remember the rummage sale next week.  It's a chance to get rid of those old things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.
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Don't let worry kill you - Let the church help!