1.
You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

2.
You ask for high fiber candy.

3.
When someone drops a candybar in your bag,
and you lose your balance and fall over.

4.
People say..."Oh my, what a scary mask"...
and you arent' wearing one.

5.
When the door opens and you yell..."Trick or ..."
and can't remember the rest.

6.
By the end of the night
you have a bag of restraining orders.

7
You are the only witch in the neighborhood
with a walker instead of a broom !