Q.
What's the difference between the Bears and the Taliban?
A. The Taliban has a running game.
Q. What do the Bears and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus
Christ".
Q. How do you keep a
Bear out of
your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
Q. Where do you go in Chicago
in case of a tornado?
A. Soldier Field--They never get a touchdown there.
Q. Why doesn't Milwaukee
have a professional football team?
A. Because then Chicago
would want one.
Q. Why was Dick Jaroun upset
when the Bears' playbook was stolen?
A. Because he wasn't finished coloring it.
Q. What's the difference between the Bears and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super
Bowl?
A. The
Chicago
Bears.
Q. What do the Bears and Possums have in common?
A. They both play dead at home and get killed on the road.