CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGED

   Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

   Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

   Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

   Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

   Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets
and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and trees
and Fire Hydrants and......

   Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get me

   Suicidal --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

 Borderline Personality  Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna
Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

   Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells