A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Vikings fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Vikings fans too.

Not really knowing what a Vikings fan is, but wanting to be
liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There
is, however, one exception. A little girl has not gone
along with the crowd.

The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

"Because I'm not a Vikings fan," she retorts.

"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"

"I'm a proud New York Giants Fan," boasts the little girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly
red. She asks the little girl why she is a Giants fan.

"Well, My Dad and Mom are Giants fans, so I'm a Giants fan
too, "she responds.

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says
loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was an
idiot. What would you be then?"

"Oh," says the little girl. "Well, then I'd be a Vikings
fan."