The following photos show conclusively why it is that women tend to live longer than men.

 

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#7
("Jackstands? Hah! Who needs 'em?")

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#6
(Necessity is the mother of invention...)

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#5
("And to think... those wimps at the power company use straps and cleats to get up this high!")

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#4
(I'm sure this guy still wonders why he got fired that day.)

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#3
("Gee, guys... that seems like an awful lot of protective gear for such a small chlorine gas leak...")

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#2
Step 1: Remove shoes.
Step 2: Place metal ladder in water.
Step 3: Begin using corded power tools while standing barefoot on metal ladder in water.

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