February 28, 2010
December 9, 2009
With the big snows hitting up north, we
thought it would be appropriate to share some "Frosty" the Snowman
cartoons.
Here's one to get you started.
May 7, 2009
Thanks to Jim Markusen for passing this one
along to us.
Subject: Golf and its meaning
Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by
the occasional miracle, followed by a good bottle of beer.
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Golf! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball
goes right.
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The lowest score wins. And on top of that, the winner buys the drinks.
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Golf is harder than baseball. In golf, you have to play your foul balls.
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If you find you do not mind playing golf in the rain, the snow, even
during a hurricane, here's a valuable tip: your life is in trouble.
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Golfers who try to make everything perfect before taking the shot
rarely make a perfect shot.
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The term 'mulligan' is really a contraction of the phrase 'maul it
again.'
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A 'gimme' can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers
...neither of whom can putt very well.
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An interesting thing about golf is no matter how badly you play; it is
always possible to get worse.
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Golf's a hard game to figure. One day you'll go out and slice it and
shank it,hit into all the traps, and miss every green. The next day you
go out and for no reason at all you really stink.
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If your best shots are the practice swing and the'gimme putt', you
might wish to reconsider this game.
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Golf is the only sport where the most feared opponent is you.
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Golf is like marriage: If you take yourself too seriously it
won't work, and both are expensive.
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The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.
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May 2, 2009
March 29, 2009
We're going to try sharing the acts in the
Golfview Idol (Follies of 2009) using smaller Quicktime videos.
Introductions
Gloria Gaynor and Juanita
Harrison
Mary Jo Walther
Anne Benjamin and
Gloria Gaynor
Sawgrass Seven
(Al & Jane Thelen; Diana Evans; Bob & Reyo Margolin; Germain
& Kathy Suchla)
Fabulous Five (Ed
DeCrosta, Gerald Simmerman, John Yanochko, Jim Brice, and Vince
O'Connor)
Conclusion
(Entire Cast)
Send the webmaster an email to give him feedback on how these versions work on your computer. Click Here
March 24, 2009
The Golfview Follies of 2009 was titled,
"Golfview Idles."
Because so few were able to access this
file, we've placed the portions of the show in smaller QuickTime files
(above).
We do have a DVD of the production and will make copies for interested parties at $10/each. If you want to order a copy of a DVD of this production, send an e-mail to Vince.
May 10, 2008
Proud to be an
American!!!
Mary Jo Walther sent along this
report:
A study found
that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol
a Year.
Kind Of Makes You Proud To Be An American!!!!
April 14, 2008
Another view of dieting from JR:
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.
It's a relief to know the truth after all those
conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart
attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart
attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and
fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
April 11, 2008
You know JR loves his food. Here's his idea for a diet!
ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY
WORKS !!
You will lose weight!
April 5, 2008
A few items shared by Ron Dentinger:
•A congressman resigned suddenly last week, marking
the first time in history that anyone in Congress did anything suddenly.
•Q: What's the difference between Congress
and Kindergarten? A: In Kindergarten there's adult
supervision.
•At a nice ocean-side hotel in Miami I noticed a
bug on the bathroom floor, and I called the front desk to
complain. The desk clerk apologized and said, "Don't be too
upset. That's Florida." I said, "You give them names?"
March 29, 2008
Click here to view pictures of a
polar bear attack in Churchill, Manitoba.
March 23, 2008
This just in from Wisconsin:
The Federal Mint is recalling the recently minted
Wisconsin quarter to
replace the icons on the back with an image of Brett Favre ... because
there has been an overwhelming number of Wisconsinites that want their
quarter-back.
March 9, 2008
Got this little ditty from Ron Dentinger:
Drunk Speak
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN INEBRIATED:
1. Nuclear
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN INEBRIATED:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionality
3. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN INEBRIATED:
1. No thank you, I'm married.
2. No, I'm not gonna have just one more!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Where is a bathroom? I'm not gonna Pee on the side of the road.
5. I must be going home now, I have to be at work in the morning.
February 24, 2008
Finally, error messages we can actually
understand: Click Here
February 14, 2008
In honor of Valentine's day, here's a little
REDNECK romance story.
Redneck Vacation
Billy Bob and
Luther were talking one afternoon when
Billy Bob tells
Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready
for a vacation.
Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different.
The last few
years, I took your advice about where to go."
"Three years ago
you said to go to Hawaii. I went to
Hawaii and
Earlene got pregnant.
"Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas ,
and Earlene got
pregnant again.
"Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene
didn't get
pregnant again."
Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year
that's
different?"
Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me."
January 25, 2008
Louise Cannizzaro sent this story along for your enjoyment.
A six year old goes to
the hospital with his grandma to visit his grandpa. When they get
to the hospital, he runs ahead of his grandma and bursts into his
grandpa's room.
"Grandpa, Grandpa," he says excitedly, "as soon as
Grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"
"What?" said his grandpa.
"Make a noise like a frog because grandma said that as soon as you
croak, we're going to DISNEYWORLD!!!"
January 20, 2008
A friend sent along this link that may remind you of why
you like being retired.
Had A Bad Day at the Office? ..... we’ve all
been there. Check out these video clips:
http://glumbert.com/wii/view.php?name=baddayoffice
January 14, 2008
JR Markusen sent this picture of changes which have
been made on I-94 directional signs as you approach Milwaukee from the
West.
Green Bay is north (left on I-43). Can you guess what city is
south on I-94?
January 10, 2008
The friend who sent this link said she was glad she didn't have
to do the laundry for these guys. She also wondered if we'd be
having some of this around here after the next hurricane. Check
it out.
January 6, 2008
Burial at Sea
Two Irish brothers Mick and Paddy have made a promise to
their uncle. They had an Uncle Seamus who was a seafaring gent
all his life and before he passed away, he made the boys promise to
bury him at sea.
When he did pass away and the "boys" remembered to keep their promise.
So off they set with Uncle Seamus all stitched up in a burial bag and
loaded onto their rowing boat.
After a while Mick says, "Do yer tink dis is fer enuff out, Paddy?"
Without a word Paddy slips over the side only to be standing in water
up to his knees. "Dis'll never do Mick, let's row some more".
After a bit more rowing Paddy slips over the side again but the water
is only up to his belly, so on they row.
Again Mick asks Paddy, "Do yer tink dis is fer enuff out Paddy?"
Once again Paddy slips over the side and almost immediately says, "No
dis'll neva do". The water was only up to his chest.
So on they row and row and row when finally Paddy slips over the
side and disappears!
Quite a bit of time goes by and poor Mick is really getting himself
into a state when suddenly Paddy breaks the surface
gasping for breath.
"Well is it deep enuff yet, Paddy?"
"Aye it tis! Can yer hand me da shovel."
January 1, 2008
Maybe this could give rise to a New Year's
resolution:
Have a very Happy New Year!!!!
December 17, 2007
Here's another golf story from JR Markusen for your
enjoyment:
He thought he could talk his way out of it until the officer
looked into the back seat.
This is what he saw. Click
here.
December 10, 2007
You know all the answers but nobody asks you any questions.
You get winded playing checkers.
You need a fire permit to light all of your birthday candles and you
need oxygen after blowing them out.
You order Geritol on the rocks.
You sink your teeth into a thick steak and they stay there!
You stop to think and forget to start again.
You don't need an alarm clock to get up with the chickens.
The only whistles you get are from the tea kettle.
A fortune-teller wants to read your face.
You finally get it all together, but can't remember where you put it.
You pray for a good prune-juice harvest.
Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
You feel like the morning after, and you haven't been anywhere.
Your little black book contains only names ending with M.D.
You look forward to a dull evening.
You need your glasses to find your glasses.
You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
Your knees buckle, but your belt won't!
You have too much room in the house, and not enough in the medicine
chest!
November 30, 2007
November 28, 2007
Virus Alert
November 21, 2007
November 20, 2007
November 18, 2007
Here's a cute golf story sent along by JR Markusen:
A young man and a priest
are playing together. At a short par 3 the
priest asks, "What are you going to use on this hole my son?"
The young man said, "An 8 iron, father.
How about you?"
The priest said, " I'm going to hit a soft seven and pray."
The young man hit his 8 iron and put the ball on the green.
The priest topped his 7 iron and dribbled the ball out a few yards.
The young man said, "I don't know about you father, but in my church
when we pray, we keep our head down."
November 14, 2007
November 13, 2007
Ron Dentinger sent this timely bit of investment advice:
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle. It's called: The 401-Keg Plan
November 12, 2007
Jim Markusen sent this quick one dealing with Golf:
November 9, 2007
Check out this "singles" ad from the Atlanta Journal. Click here.
November 6, 2007
Someone has collected a number of items from church
bulletins which can provide your chuckle for the day. Click here.
November 4, 2007
As you awaken after getting that extra hour of sleep, you
might enjoy Arlo and Janis as they hit the sack last night. Click Here.
November 2, 2007
This one's been going around Golfview. I think Joan
Alberts may have "started" it. Enjoy.
October 31, 2007
In honor of Halloween, we'll share this scary little
story. Click here.
October 29, 2007
Want to know why men are NEVER depressed? Click here.
October 24, 2007
I came across this handy Q&A regarding Health
Insurance. I thought you might find it useful.
MEDICAL
INSURANCE EXPLAINED
Q. What does
HMO stand for?
A. This is actually a variation of the phrase, "HEY MOE." Its
roots go back to a concept pioneered by Moe of the Three Stooges, who
discovered that a patient could be made to forget the pain in his foot
if he was poked hard enough in the eye.
Q. I just
joined an HMO . How difficult will it be to choose the doctor I
want?
A. Just slightly more difficult than choosing your parents. Your
insurer will provide you with a book listing all the doctors in the
plan. The doctors basically fall into two categories: those who
are no longer accepting new patients, and those who will see you but
are no longer participating in the plan. But don't worry, the
remaining doctor who is still in the plan and accepting new patients
has an office just a half-day's drive away and a diploma from a third
world country.
Q. Do all
diagnostic procedures require pre-certification?
A. No. Only those you need.
Q. Can I get
coverage for my preexisting conditions?
A. Certainly, as long as they don't require any treatment.
Q. What happens
if I want to try alternative forms of medicine?
A. You'll need to find alternative forms of payment.
Q. My pharmacy
plan only covers generic drugs, but I need the name brand . I
tried the generic medication, but it gave me a stomachache. What
should I do?
A. Poke yourself in the eye.
Q. What if I'm
away from home and I get sick?
A. You really shouldn't do that.
Q. I think I
need to see a specialist, but my doctor insists he can handle my
problem . Can a general practitioner really perform a heart
transplant right in his/her office?
A. Hard to say, but considering that all you're risking is the $20
co-payment, there's no harm in giving it a shot.
Q. Will health
care be different in the next decade?
A. No, but if you call right now, you might get an appointment by then.
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October 23, 2007
Still more "bumpere stickers" that you may chuckle at: Click here.
October 21, 2007
A few more "bumper stickers" for your enjoyment. Click here.
October 20, 2007
JR Markusen sends these "briefs" from the evening news:
October 15, 2007
Here are some cute "bumper stickers" you might want
to consider for your car. Click Here.
October 14, 2007
Advice for the kitchen: Martha and Maxine go
at it. Click Here.
October 11, 2007
A little more computer humor for today. Click here.
October 9th, 2007
Here's some computer humor you may be able to relate to
and enjoy. Click here.
October 8, 2007
With Halloween approaching I thought you might like
some inspiration for your jack-o-lanterns.
Click here.
August 27, 2007
Here's a Riddle for you:
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On
your left side is a 'drop off', (The ground is 18-20 inches below the
level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine
traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a
galloping horse, which is the same size as your car and you cannot
overtake it. Behind you is a galloping zebra. Both the
horse and zebra are also traveling at the same speed as you. What
must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
For the answer, click and drag your mouse from star to star.
* Get your drunken butt off
the merry-go-round. *
July 1, 2007
June 10, 2007
Maybe this isn't actually humor, but I thought
you'd get a kick out of it. It came to me from Lil Tesoro.
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fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid, too.
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe tuo fo 100 anc.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a
wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be
in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed
it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and
I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
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June 4, 2007
Jim Markusen sent along this cartoon for our enjoyment...
...and maybe our safety.
May 4, 2007
Discrimination. Will it ever end? Click here.
May 2, 2007
Ron Dentinger suggests that you try this:
May 1, 2007
You may have heard the "Man Song," but this link ties it to a cute
animation.
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
Check it out.
April 26, 2007
With Mothers' Day coming, you had to know they'd be coming out with
the annual
"Husband of the Year" awards.
Click here for the winners.
April 1, 2007
1/7/07
Car for Sale:
1996 VW Sedan
Excellent Condition
Only370 total miles.
11/14/06
Received this link from Ron Dentinger today. There are a number of short "commercial" clips that I think are a riot.
When you get to the commercials click on the icon corresponding to
your favorite viewer (QuickTime or Windows Media Player).
10/30/06
If you think you're having a bad day, compare it to this guy....
Thanks to Bill and Joyce English.
8/7/06
Just a single image that speaks to us of love, harmony, peace and joy.
An image that suggests the universal brotherhood of man.
I have found that image, and I ask that all of you take a moment to be inspired by it.
8/5/06
Here's another tidbit of golf humor from Jim Markusen...one that
many of us can relate to...
7/31/06
A little bit of dark golf humor from Jim Markusen...
7/23/06
Jim Markusen sent this bit of golf humor. I understand he's
recommending this to Dave for use at Golfview next year.
3/27/06
Get a look at how the Yoga Masters do it--in India and in
Wisconsin.
Click Here.
3/23/06
3/22/06
Thanks to Jim Markusen for forwarding this picture of
Florida Biker and his Biker-Babe.
3/6/06
3/5/06
Thanks to Jim Markusen for sending this image.
3/3/06
2/25/06
Jim
Markusen send these vignettes that may ring true with some of us...
Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
Second one says, "No, it's Thursday!"
Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."
Keep Reading
A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It
cost
me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect."
"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty."
Keep Reading
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few
days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous
young woman on his arm. A couple of days later the doctor spoke to
Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc. 'Get a hot mamma and be
cheerful.'"
The
doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a
heart murmur. Be careful.'"
2/22/06
2/21/06
2/06/06
2/4/06
Thanks to Kay Shailer for this one:
2/2/06
Thanks to Ron Dentinger for passing along this image.
2/1/06
Thanks to Jim Markusen for sending along this cartoon.
1/29/06
1/28/06
The Laws of Golf (click here
to gain insight into the nature of Golf.)
1/27/06
1/17/06
Ron Dentinger sent us some interesting things that people have said
on the record. Click
here for some humorous "Brain Cramps."
1/15/06
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LIQUOR WARNINGS
Liquor warnings; Of course this does not apply to you and me, but you may want to pass this on to other people to warn them. American liquor manufacturers have accepted the Health America's recommendation suggesting the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol is a major factor when you dance like a retard. W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again you love them. W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. W A R N I N G:
The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked. W A R N I N G:
The crumsumpten of alc hol may mack yuo tink yuo kan tpye reel guud.. |
1/14/06
Thanks to Ed Koscik for this advice on our health....
| The Pasta Diet and Your
Health ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !! 1. You walka pasta da bakery. 2.. You walka pasta da candy store. 3.. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop. 4... You walka pasta da table and fridge. You will lose weight! AND...... CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET? For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies. 1. The Japanese eat very little fat! and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 5 . The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. CONCLUSION Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you. |
1/13/06
WHAT IS A GRANDPARENT?
(taken from papers written by a class of
8-year-olds)
| Grandparents
are a lady and a man who have no little children of her own. They like other people's. |
| A
grandfather is a man grandmother. |
| Grandparents
don't have to do anything except be there when we come to see them. They are so old they shouldn't play hard or run. It is good if they drive us to the store and have lots of quarters for us. |
| When
they take us for walks, they slow down past things like pretty leaves and caterpillars. |
| They
show us and talk to us about the color of the flowers and also Why we shouldn't step on "cracks." |
| They
don't say, "Hurry up." |
| They
wear glasses and funny underwear. |
| They
can take their teeth and gums out. |
| Grandparents
don't have to be smart. |
| They
have to answer questions like "why isn't God married?" and "How come dogs chase cats?" |
| When
they read to us, they don't skip. They don't mind if we ask for the same story over again. |
| Everybody
should try to have a grandmother, especially if you don't have television, because they are the only grown ups who like to spend time with us. |
| They
know we should have snack-time before bedtime and they say prayers with us every time, and kiss us even when we've acted bad. |
| A 6
YEAR OLD WAS ASKED WHERE HIS GRANDMA LIVED. ''OH,'' HE SAID, ''SHE LIVES AT THE AIRPORT, AND WHEN WE WANT HER WE JUST GO
GET HER. THEN WHEN WE'RE DONE HAVING
HER VISIT, WE TAKE HER BACK TO THE AIRPORT.'' |
| It's
funny when they bend over, you hear gas leaks and they blame their dog." |
1/12/06
Thoughts to Ponder:
| I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. |
| Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. |
| The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. |
| There
are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead. |
| Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to? |
| Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. |
| In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. |
| Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. |
| How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? |
| If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? |
| Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? |
| Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? |
| If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? |
| If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? |
| Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? |
| Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? |
Here is a collection of bumper stickers that might tickle your
fancy. (Click
Here)
1/10/06
Do you ever have to read a newspaper headline twice to get the
point? Check out these headlines.
1/9/06
 This really looks weird. Believe it or not you can read it... I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid aoccdrnig to rscheearch taem at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosnt mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a word are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit plcae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Such a cdonition is arppoiately cllaed Typoglycemia Amzanig huh? Yaeh and you awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! |
1/8/06
Since it's Sunday, here are some cute Church Sign-board sayings:
CHURCH
SIGN BOARDS:
"CHURCH CAR PARK - FOR MEMBERS ONLY," "Trespassers will be baptized!" "Free Trip to heaven." "Details Inside!" "Try our Sundays." "They're better than Dairy Queen's". "Searching for a new look?" "Have your faith lifted here!" "People are like tea bags" -- "you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are." "How will you spend eternity" "Smoking or Nonsmoking?" "It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin." "Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church." "If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns." "If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again." "Looking at the way some people live," "they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon." "This is a ch_ _ ch." "What is missing? - (U R)" "Running low on faith?" "Step in for a fill-up." "If you can't sleep, don't count sheep." "Talk to the Shepherd." "Come work for the Lord." "The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world" An ad for one Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, "For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets." When the restaurant next to another Church put out a big sign with red letters that said, "Open Sundays," the church reciprocated with its own message: "We are open on Sundays, too." AND THE WINNER ! - ON THE PASTOR'S PARKING SPOT - "PASTOR'S SPOT" "YOU PARK, YOU PREACH" |
1/7/06
Ever wonder why women live longer than men? Click here to see seven
reasons.
1/6/06
1/5/06
Thanks to Jim Markusen for sending this joke of the day.
1/4/06
That putt may be a gimme.
1/3/06
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