HELLO !!!!!!!
Really... it's true!
Have I ever lied to you?
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| Stuff
a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent
ice cream drips. |
Just
suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake!
You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it,
anyway! |
| To
keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the
potatoes. |
Buy
Hungry Jack mashed potato mix. Keeps in the pantry for
up to a year. |
| When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake. | Go to the bakery! They'll even decorate it for you. |
| If you accidentally oversalt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up." | If you oversalt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please recite with me the real woman's motto: "I made it, you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes!" |
| Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks. | Celery? Never heard of it! |
| Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish. | The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I don't. |
| Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. | Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink! 'All' your pains go away. |
| If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy. | Go ask that very cute neighbor if he can open it for you. |
| Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces. | Leftover
wine??????????? HELLO !!!!!!! |
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As
usual, if you don't forward this to 1 of your friends within the
next 5 minutes, your belly button will unscrew and your butt will fall
off. Really... it's true! Have I ever lied to you? |